Monday, March 2, 2009
@ Insults
went around checking out my peeps blogs...found something really interesting from Nic's blog in particular. He wrote down a list of insults for Mothers and it was seriously wicked and hilarious. at least it made my tummy spiraling down the hole. Here's to you Nic!
1. Your mother's so fat, that when she passes the television, 4 seasons of Heroes have passed.
2. Your mother's so ugly, when she walks the dog, she's the one wearing the leash.
3. Your mother's so dumb, she sold her car for gasoline money.
4. Your mother's so fat, when she got hit by a truck, the truck driver died but she didn't.
5. You're so ugly, that when your mom gave birth to you, the doctors slapped her.
6. Your mom's so dumb, when someone said she was hot, she locked herself away in the fridge for 1 week.
7. Your mom's so fat, when she gets sucked into a black hole, she clogs it.
8. Your mom's so dumb, she throws bread to the helicopters saying "Come here little birdie!"
9. Your mom's so dumb, she squirted Thousand Island Cream all over herself because she heard
it was a dressing.
10. Does your mom still like nature? After what it did to her?
11. Your mom's so fat, she drowned in the Dead Sea.
12. Your mom's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
13. Your mom's so dumb, when she tried tap-dancing, she fell into the sink.
14. Your mom's so fat, she could hide her steering wheel in her spare tires.
15. Your mom's so fat, every road she uses must be made a one-way street.
1. Your mother's so fat, that when she passes the television, 4 seasons of Heroes have passed.
2. Your mother's so ugly, when she walks the dog, she's the one wearing the leash.
3. Your mother's so dumb, she sold her car for gasoline money.
4. Your mother's so fat, when she got hit by a truck, the truck driver died but she didn't.
5. You're so ugly, that when your mom gave birth to you, the doctors slapped her.
6. Your mom's so dumb, when someone said she was hot, she locked herself away in the fridge for 1 week.
7. Your mom's so fat, when she gets sucked into a black hole, she clogs it.
8. Your mom's so dumb, she throws bread to the helicopters saying "Come here little birdie!"
9. Your mom's so dumb, she squirted Thousand Island Cream all over herself because she heard
it was a dressing.
10. Does your mom still like nature? After what it did to her?
11. Your mom's so fat, she drowned in the Dead Sea.
12. Your mom's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
13. Your mom's so dumb, when she tried tap-dancing, she fell into the sink.
14. Your mom's so fat, she could hide her steering wheel in her spare tires.
15. Your mom's so fat, every road she uses must be made a one-way street.
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