school was kinda cool today. cos i asked Viv to bring her cam and i brought a little something to school. My "sperm collection". OKAY FINE! It aint sperms. Its fake tears. I got it from a goodie bag. So yeah i brought it to school and showed off my "collectables" . and then we dared MengKhai to insert the fake tear drops into his eyes. after that it was my turn. Obviously i didn't dare so they forced me. MengKhai grabbed hold of my head and yi xing dripped the drops into my eyes while Viv video-ed it. Unfortunately their plan was unsuccesful and they gave up. ^^

later that evening, went to physics tuition. Some stupid conversation occured.

*Edwin hits JinOnn's back
*JinOnn hits Timothy's thighs

Me: Aiyo! why you hit Timmy boy's thighs. You should hit his "thing" mah?!
Timothy: What "thing"? It's sausage la!
Me: Oii don't say sausage la. I just ate 2 cheese sausages.
Timothy: Waliao...That means you blowjob me la...Why you lidat wan?

*Me stares at Timothy

Me: Yerrrr...How to blowjob...got cheese la..
Timothy: *laughs

*few moments later

*Me taking out the 1st pack of chips
*Teacher Melinda stares
*10 mins later

*Me taking out the 2nd pack of chips
*Teacher Melinda stares
*10 mins later

*Me taking out the 3rd pack of chips
*Teacher Melinda stares again
*Me looks at teacher

Me: Teacher..i know i eat alot la...
Teacher: now you only know ah..
Me: Teacher...I know i fat la...dont stare at me can anot..otherwise i got low self-esteem wan..
Teacher: If you fat, then i what?! Obese ah??!!
Me: *laughs* I sangat hungry la teacher...tak boleh tahan.
Teacher: You tell me when are you not hungry. since form 1 liao!
Timothy: aiyoyo alyssa, you eat so much but you still so skinny.
Me: I got high metabolism mah!

PS: having high metabolism is helpful especially when you like food but have to stay slim. But don't follow me. Right now, even metabolism can save me. I fat alot liao.

PPS: shall update the pics as soon as possible

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